Sex, Lies, and Videotape

That goddamn pearl earring.
It cost me a fucking fortune.
I must've left it somewhere.
So, what are you
gettin' Momma for her birthday?

I don't know.
I'll get her a card or somethin'.

- A card for her 50th birthday?
- Yeah, what's wrong with that?

Well, the woman gave birth to you.
I think you might be givin' her...

Will you stop? Jesus.
- I just thought that, you know, maybe...
- OK, Ann. OK.

How about this?
You get her something nice,
and I'll pay for half.

- All right?
- Fine. Fine.

Fine. OK. Now, if you'll pardon me,
I have to go to work.

What is the most unusual
location you've ever masturbated in?

l, um...
One time I was flying from
Los Angeles to, um, to New York.

And I was... You know,
it was a really crowded flight and I was...

I was sitting in the middle.
I didn't get a window, I didn't get an aisle.

It was really funny,
and I was... I was just bored.

My magazines were just boring.
I think I had, like, a woman's magazine.

And they touch on a lot of sexual issues
and stuff. And I was thinking to myself

"God, that's what I need. I need a little...
something to take my mind off this trip."

So, I was just, you know,
just thinking away, and then I just...

I just did it on the plane.
Just between these two people.

- Nobody knew.
How were you able
to not betray what was going on