Sex, Lies, and Videotape

I didn't... I sorta pictured it, um...
I didn't think it would have
veins or ridges or anything.

I just thought it would be smooth,
like a test tube.

It's weird, thinking about it now.
The... organ itself seemed like
a separate thing, a separate entity to me.

I mean, when he finally pulled it out
and I could look at it and touch it,

I forgot that there was a guy attached to it.
I remember literally being startled
when the guy spoke to me.

- What did he say?
- He said my hand felt good.

Then what happened?
Then I started movin' my hand,
and then he stopped talkin'.


- Yeah?
- John, Cynthia.

- How'd you get through?
- I told Janet I was Ann.

Ah. She bought it?
Well, obviously.
Look... I want to see you.
- Ah. When?
- Right now.

I don't know if I can do that.
I got a client waiting.

I've already rescheduled him once.
I'd have to do some heavy-duty juggling.