Sex, Lies, and Videotape

Are... are you an assassin?
- Ex cuse me?
- You're just an errand boy,

sent by the grocer to collect the bill.
It's my Brando. That's pretty good,
isn't it? Marlon Brando.

It's great. Pardon me.
OK. I was thinkin' we needed time apart.
Maybe you should be there for a while.

Hi. So, why don't you get
an answering machine?

- There's a phone here.
- It's busy.

Well, why don't you keep tryin'?
- Well, here it is.
- What is it?

- It's a sundress.
- Looks like a tablecloth.

- It does not.
- Why would she want a sundress?

She's got spots on her shoulders
and varicose veins.

- Well, missy thing, so will you someday.
- When I do, I won't wear sundresses.


- God, Cynthia...
- Hold on.

- Bayou.
- Cynthia, John.

- Would you like to speak with your wife?
- What's she doin' there?

Showing me a present
she and I are buying your mother-in-law.

Oh. Great. So, when can I see you?
I don't know. I'm not sure I can
duplicate the intensity I had the other day.

Nothin' wrong with trying.
I don't think my sister would agree.
Do you want me to stop calling?
- Look, I'll call you. OK?
- Roger.