1:07:00
Don't you dare!
1:07:04
Come on, here we go.
1:07:05
One, two, three.
1:07:11
Happy birthday!
1:07:16
l'll be back from Truvy's in about
an hour. Anything you want?
1:07:20
l think l'll come with you.
1:07:22
l wanna get my hair cut. Short.
1:07:25
And l want Truvy to do it.
1:07:27
lt's easy to take care of.
1:07:29
l'd love to be able to
run my fingers through it and go.
1:07:33
l think that would be precious.
1:07:37
l feel the need to make things
as simple as possible.
1:07:40
Let me go tell Jackson.
1:07:53
l just can't seem to find the wipes.
1:07:55
They're in my bag. ls he wet?
1:07:58
He's muddy.
1:07:59
Clairee, finish about your nephew.
Get to the good stuff.
1:08:03
Well, l have to admit...
1:08:05
...Marshall did go about it
the wrong way.
1:08:08
He marched in...
1:08:10
...and without so much
as a hello, he said:
1:08:13
''Mama and Daddy, l have
something to tell you.
1:08:16
l have a brain tumor.
l have three months to live.''
1:08:20
Naturally, Drew and Belle
became hysterical.
1:08:23
Then he said:
1:08:24
''Hey, folks, l'm only kidding.
1:08:27
l'm just gay.''
1:08:29
That was his idea
of breaking the news gently?
1:08:32
Marshall was always very theatrical.
1:08:34
l wonder what Drew and Belle must be
feeling about this.
1:08:38
l don't know.
They've considered themselves...
1:08:40
...a model family for so long.
1:08:43
First Nancy Beth dethroned
from her Miss Merry Christmas title...
1:08:47
...because of that unfortunate
motel thing.
1:08:50
What motel thing?
l don't live here anymore, remember?
1:08:54
Nancy Beth was discovered in a local
motel with a high political official.
1:08:59
They were both high. They'd been
smoking everything but their shoes.