1:08:03
Well, l have to admit...
1:08:05
...Marshall did go about it
the wrong way.
1:08:08
He marched in...
1:08:10
...and without so much
as a hello, he said:
1:08:13
''Mama and Daddy, l have
something to tell you.
1:08:16
l have a brain tumor.
l have three months to live.''
1:08:20
Naturally, Drew and Belle
became hysterical.
1:08:23
Then he said:
1:08:24
''Hey, folks, l'm only kidding.
1:08:27
l'm just gay.''
1:08:29
That was his idea
of breaking the news gently?
1:08:32
Marshall was always very theatrical.
1:08:34
l wonder what Drew and Belle must be
feeling about this.
1:08:38
l don't know.
They've considered themselves...
1:08:40
...a model family for so long.
1:08:43
First Nancy Beth dethroned
from her Miss Merry Christmas title...
1:08:47
...because of that unfortunate
motel thing.
1:08:50
What motel thing?
l don't live here anymore, remember?
1:08:54
Nancy Beth was discovered in a local
motel with a high political official.
1:08:59
They were both high. They'd been
smoking everything but their shoes.
1:09:03
She's the first Miss Merry Christmas
to be caught...
1:09:06
...with her tinsel
down around her knees.
1:09:09
Speaking of drawers, hang on to yours!
1:09:27
Oh, gosh.
1:09:29
You don't like it.
1:09:31
l did what you asked me, didn't l?
1:09:33
Yes, you really did a beautiful job.
1:09:37
lt's just that....
1:09:40
Sweetheart, don't.
1:09:42
Please don't cry or l will too.
1:09:44
l have a strict policy that nobody
cries alone in my presence.
1:09:49
l love it.