:11:01
You have really
great taste, sir.
:11:04
Otherwise,
it's all quite wrong!
:11:07
Listen, cocky.
We've got a show to do.
:11:10
Good lord! Berthold!
:11:13
Who's Berthold?
:11:15
How on earth?
It's marvelous to see you!
:11:19
How are you?
Where've you been?
:11:21
How are your legs?
:11:24
Where are the others?
Albrecht!
:11:28
Adolphus!
Gustavus!
:11:31
I can't believe it!
This is miraculous!
:11:35
- I'm Bill.
- He's Bill.
:11:38
Is he still here? Will you get rid
of him, for goodness sake!
:11:42
- What is the matter?
- I'm terribly sorry, sir.
:11:45
- We were about to start the second act.
- Who is this?
:11:49
I've no idea.
Some old lunatic.
:11:51
He's Baron Munchausen.
:11:53
Oh, I see.
:11:56
The real Baron Munchausen.
:12:02
Yes, indeed.
And who, sir, may I ask are you?
:12:07
A public servant.
:12:08
I am responsible for,
among other things...
:12:11
the licensing of this theatre.
:12:13
This, sir, is the Right Ordinary
Horatio Jackson who just happens...
:12:18
to be winning the war
and saving the city.
:12:22
Now please leave us!
:12:24
- He's an ass. Only I can end this war.
- Explain yourself.
:12:30
I can end it
because I began it.
:12:33
I am the cause.
:12:36
I'm afraid, sir, you have
rather a weak grasp of reality.
:12:41
Your reality, sir,
is lies and balderdash...
:12:46
and I'm delighted to say
that I have no grasp of it whatsoever!
:12:58
This man obviously
needs a doctor.