:12:02
Yes, indeed.
And who, sir, may I ask are you?
:12:07
A public servant.
:12:08
I am responsible for,
among other things...
:12:11
the licensing of this theatre.
:12:13
This, sir, is the Right Ordinary
Horatio Jackson who just happens...
:12:18
to be winning the war
and saving the city.
:12:22
Now please leave us!
:12:24
- He's an ass. Only I can end this war.
- Explain yourself.
:12:30
I can end it
because I began it.
:12:33
I am the cause.
:12:36
I'm afraid, sir, you have
rather a weak grasp of reality.
:12:41
Your reality, sir,
is lies and balderdash...
:12:46
and I'm delighted to say
that I have no grasp of it whatsoever!
:12:58
This man obviously
needs a doctor.
:13:00
A doctor?
:13:04
We will continue
with the show.
:13:06
Thank you very much,
Your Ordinaryness. Off!
:13:10
Please be reasonable.
:13:13
If we don't get on with it,
he'll throw us to the Turks
:13:16
I'll get on with it!
:13:20
Show them how it should be!
:13:26
My lords...
:13:28
ladies and gentlemen...
:13:31
Baron Munchausen,
at your service.
:13:34
Pruned any noses recently?
:13:38
- Give us a song!
- No. Please.
:13:40
Most of you won't remember me
or my adventures...
:13:44
but I assure you...
:13:47
they are true.
:13:50
The truth is...
:13:51
I am the cause of this siege.
:13:54
- Don't be stupid!
- What about the Turks then?
:13:56
You're the cause
of the border dispute, are you?
:13:59
What? It's the sea routes
we're fighting for!