:13:00
A doctor?
:13:04
We will continue
with the show.
:13:06
Thank you very much,
Your Ordinaryness. Off!
:13:10
Please be reasonable.
:13:13
If we don't get on with it,
he'll throw us to the Turks
:13:16
I'll get on with it!
:13:20
Show them how it should be!
:13:26
My lords...
:13:28
ladies and gentlemen...
:13:31
Baron Munchausen,
at your service.
:13:34
Pruned any noses recently?
:13:38
- Give us a song!
- No. Please.
:13:40
Most of you won't remember me
or my adventures...
:13:44
but I assure you...
:13:47
they are true.
:13:50
The truth is...
:13:51
I am the cause of this siege.
:13:54
- Don't be stupid!
- What about the Turks then?
:13:56
You're the cause
of the border dispute, are you?
:13:59
What? It's the sea routes
we're fighting for!
:14:01
No, it isn't!
:14:03
That was last time!
:14:05
You poor deluded fools!
:14:09
If you'll only
do me the courtesy...
:14:11
of accepting the word
of a gentleman...
:14:15
I will reveal the true cause...
:14:18
of this war.
:14:23
After my--
:14:25
Oh, dear.
:14:27
After my return from Egypt...
:14:30
I was most warmly welcomed...
:14:32
by the grand Turk...
:14:36
his highness, the sultan...
:14:39
who knew of my reputation...
:14:42
and held me in high esteem.
:14:46
In fact, so delighted
was he with my company...
:14:50
that he offered me access
to his harem.
:14:55
- One day...
- Go on!
:14:57
the sultan brought me a bottle
of his favorite Tokay.