:14:01
No, it isn't!
:14:03
That was last time!
:14:05
You poor deluded fools!
:14:09
If you'll only
do me the courtesy...
:14:11
of accepting the word
of a gentleman...
:14:15
I will reveal the true cause...
:14:18
of this war.
:14:23
After my--
:14:25
Oh, dear.
:14:27
After my return from Egypt...
:14:30
I was most warmly welcomed...
:14:32
by the grand Turk...
:14:36
his highness, the sultan...
:14:39
who knew of my reputation...
:14:42
and held me in high esteem.
:14:46
In fact, so delighted
was he with my company...
:14:50
that he offered me access
to his harem.
:14:55
- One day...
- Go on!
:14:57
the sultan brought me a bottle
of his favorite Tokay.
:15:30
What do you think of that, eh?
:15:32
Not bad.
:15:34
Not bad?
My dear Munchausen...
:15:36
it's impossible
to find better.
:15:38
Humbug, Your Majesty.
:15:41
What do you wager
that I won't procure...
:15:44
within the hour, a bottle of Tokay
far superior to this...
:15:48
from the imperial cellar
in Vienna...
:15:51
a mere thousand odd miles away?
:15:54
Accept my challenge.
:15:55
If I don't succeed,
you may cut off my head.
:15:59
These are my stakes.
What are yours?