:01:03
And you broke up with her
'cuz she beat you at chess?
:01:06
That's pretty sick.
:01:07
I don't see how I could perform sexually
in a situation after something like that.
:01:11
I was completely emasculated.
:01:14
Anyway, it's not the only reason.
Yeah, what else?
:01:17
All right. You wanna know
what one of her favorite expressions is?
:01:21
Happy, Pappy?
:01:24
Happy, Pappy? What does that mean?
:01:26
Like if she wants to know if I'm pleased
with something, she'll say, "Happy, Pappy?"
:01:31
Oh, you're "Pappy".
I'm "Pappy".
Oh, I get it.
:01:36
So that's not so bad.
Oh, come on. What, are you kidding?
:01:38
So tell her not to say it.
:01:40
I'm much more comfortable
criticizing people behind there backs.
:01:45
Anyway, look who's talking.
:01:46
You just broke up with with Melanie last week
because she "shuushed you"
:01:48
while you were watching TV.
:01:50
Hey, I got a real thing about "shushing"!
:01:54
What is this?
:01:56
Did you ever get the feeling like you've had
a haircut but you didn't have one?
:02:00
I'm all itchy back here.
:02:05
Ahh.
What?
:02:08
What is this?
:02:09
What are we doing?
What in god's name are we doing?
:02:14
What?
:02:14
OUR LIVES!!.
:02:16
What kind of lives are these?
:02:19
We're like children. We're not men.
:02:21
No, we're not. We're not men.
:02:24
We come up with all these stupid reasons
to break up with these women.
:02:27
I know. I know.
That's what I do. That's what I do.
:02:31
Are we going to be sitting here
when we're sixty like two idiots?
:02:34
We should be having dinner
with our sons when we're sixty.
:02:36
We're patheticÂ… you know that?
:02:38
Yeah, like I don't know that I'm pathetic.
:02:42
Why can't I be normal?
:02:43
Yes. Me, too.
I wanna be normal. Normal.
:02:47
It would be nice to care about someone.
Yes
:02:50
Yes. Care.
:02:58
You know who I think about a lot?