The Seinfeld Chronicles
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:02:00
I'm all itchy back here.
:02:05
Ahh.
What?

:02:08
What is this?
:02:09
What are we doing?
What in god's name are we doing?

:02:14
What?
:02:14
OUR LIVES!!.
:02:16
What kind of lives are these?
:02:19
We're like children. We're not men.
:02:21
No, we're not. We're not men.
:02:24
We come up with all these stupid reasons
to break up with these women.

:02:27
I know. I know.
That's what I do. That's what I do.

:02:31
Are we going to be sitting here
when we're sixty like two idiots?

:02:34
We should be having dinner
with our sons when we're sixty.

:02:36
We're patheticÂ… you know that?
:02:38
Yeah, like I don't know that I'm pathetic.
:02:42
Why can't I be normal?
:02:43
Yes. Me, too.
I wanna be normal. Normal.

:02:47
It would be nice to care about someone.
Yes

:02:50
Yes. Care.
:02:58
You know who I think about a lot?
:03:01
Remember Susan ?
The one that used to work for NBC?

:03:02
Yeah. I thought she became a lesbian.
:03:06
No. It didn't take.
Oh.

:03:10
Did I tell you I ran into her last week?
Ho-ho, she looked great.

:03:12
Hmm.
You thought she was good looking, right?

:03:15
See, there you go again.
What is the difference what I think?

:03:19
I was just curious.
Well, this is it.

:03:22
I'm really gonna do something about my life, you know?
:03:25
You know, I think I'm gonna call Melanie again.
So what if she shushed me.

:03:27
George, I am really gonna make some changes.
Yes. Changes.

:03:31
I'm serious about it.
Think I'M not?

:03:33
I'm not kidding.
Me, too.

:03:37
Melanie, you can shush me at every opportunity.
So we're all straight now ?

:03:42
You're Happy Pappy ?
:03:46
Oh, it was just an expression.
:03:50
All right, well, that's very sweet of you.
Okay, I'll call you later. All right, bye.

:03:54
Hey!
What?

:03:57
I had a very interesting lunch
with George Costanza today.


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