The Seinfeld Chronicles
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:04:01
Really?
:04:02
We were talking about our lives
and we both kind of realized

:04:06
we're kids. We're not men.
:04:08
So, then you asked yourselves,
"isn't there something more to life?"

:04:12
Yes. We did.
:04:14
Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something.
There isn't.

:04:22
There isn't?
Absolutely not.

:04:24
I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry?
Marriage? Family?

:04:29
Well...
They're prisons.

:04:31
Man made prisons.
You're doing time.

:04:35
You get up in the morning.
She's there.

:04:37
You go to sleep at night.
She's there.

:04:39
It's like you gotta ask permission
to use the bathroom.

:04:42
Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?
:04:47
Really?
:04:47
Yeah, and you can forget about
watching TV while you're eating.

:04:52
I can?
Oh, yeah.

:04:55
You know why?
Because it's dinner time.

:04:57
And you know what you do at dinner?
:04:59
What?
You talk about your day.

:05:03
How was your day today?
:05:04
Did you have a good day today
or a bad day today?

:05:05
Well, what kind of day was it?
Well, I don't know.

:05:07
How about you?
How was your day?

:05:10
Boy.
It's sad , Jerry.

:05:13
It's a sad state of affairs.
:05:14
I'm glad we had this talk.
Oh, you have no idea.

:05:55
Hey.
Hey.

:05:56
Three hours of sleep again last night.
:05:59
Three hours of sleep because of that dog.

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