The Seinfeld Chronicles
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:05:03
How was your day today?
:05:04
Did you have a good day today
or a bad day today?

:05:05
Well, what kind of day was it?
Well, I don't know.

:05:07
How about you?
How was your day?

:05:10
Boy.
It's sad , Jerry.

:05:13
It's a sad state of affairs.
:05:14
I'm glad we had this talk.
Oh, you have no idea.

:05:55
Hey.
Hey.

:05:56
Three hours of sleep again last night.
:05:59
Three hours of sleep because of that dog.
:06:03
What dog?
Why don't you call the police?

:06:05
I did Jerry, they won't do anything.
Yeah. What dog?

:06:08
There is this dog in the courtyard
across from my bedroom window

:06:13
that never ever stops barking.
Don't...

:06:15
I lost my voice to scream at this thing.
:06:19
I can't sleep. I can't work.
:06:22
I mean, I just moved.
I can't move again.

:06:24
What am I gonna do? What?
What am I gonna do?

:06:27
Well, there is something you can do.
What? Kramer, I'll do anything.

:06:31
Well, what if there should be
an unfortunate accident?

:06:38
You're gonna rub out the dog?
:06:41
No, no. Not me.
:06:43
I just happen to know someone
who specializes in exactely these...

:06:47
... kinds of sticky situations.
:06:50
Uh-huh.
What, you're considering this?

:06:55
Look, just meet with him,
:06:56
see what he has to say,
you got nothing to lose.


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