The War of the Roses
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I recently married.
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Which is the last thing I ever thought
I'd do after what happened to the Roses.

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When it comes to women...
I hope I'm a better man now than I was.

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I know I'm a better lawyer,
when it comes to divorce.

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I'll never make another mistake
like I made with Oliver.

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Let's just concentrate on the job at hand.
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She wants the house. You want the house.
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- I'm the one who's living in a hotel room!
- Not for long.

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- She claims she found the house.
- She did find it, right?

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Yeah, but that's not the point. She says
she made it what it is. She didn't. She didn't.

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I'm not keeping score but, if I were,
it'd be about 83 to 6 in my favour.

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Of all the really... good stuff.
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Those wonderful Staffordshire dogs...
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In fact, most of the Staffordshires, I found.
And that Art-Deco rug and, uh...

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And that stove in the kitchen? She wouldn't
have bought it if I hadn't pushed her!

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Shoes. That's what she's good at buying.
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I gotta have shelves in the closet
or she'd have them all over the place!

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Here we go. You're gonna love this.
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Civil Code, Title 16-9-0-4, Section C.
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I used this once for a freebie divorce
I did for my cousin Paulie. Total loser.

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Read.
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"For the purposes of subsections
one and two of paragraphs..."

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Here. Skip down to...
"Parties who have pursued separate lives..."

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"Parties who have pursued separate
lives sharing neither bed nor board...

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..shall be deemed to have lived apart...
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..even though they reside
under the same roof..."

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Even though they reside
under the same roof?

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Yeah. The law was put on the books
for poor people:

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folks who couldn't afford
separate residences. But we can use it.

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- So I can move back in.
- If your divorce is settled in court,...

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..it shows you're committed to the property.
Plus, you can see she doesn't sell the assets.


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