:53:02
And that stove in the kitchen? She wouldn't
have bought it if I hadn't pushed her!
:53:07
Shoes. That's what she's good at buying.
:53:09
I gotta have shelves in the closet
or she'd have them all over the place!
:53:13
Here we go. You're gonna love this.
:53:16
Civil Code, Title 16-9-0-4, Section C.
:53:19
I used this once for a freebie divorce
I did for my cousin Paulie. Total loser.
:53:24
Read.
:53:26
"For the purposes of subsections
one and two of paragraphs..."
:53:29
Here. Skip down to...
"Parties who have pursued separate lives..."
:53:33
"Parties who have pursued separate
lives sharing neither bed nor board...
:53:37
..shall be deemed to have lived apart...
:53:39
..even though they reside
under the same roof..."
:53:44
Even though they reside
under the same roof?
:53:47
Yeah. The law was put on the books
for poor people:
:53:50
folks who couldn't afford
separate residences. But we can use it.
:53:53
- So I can move back in.
- If your divorce is settled in court,...
:53:57
..it shows you're committed to the property.
Plus, you can see she doesn't sell the assets.
:54:01
I can work on her,
get her to fold on the house.
:54:04
No. No, Oliver, you don't even
deal with her. You avoid her.
:54:07
Women can be a lot meaner than we think.
:54:10
Never underestimate her as an adversary.
Don't talk to her.
:54:13
No, no, no, I won't. Don't worry about me.
:54:16
- Gavin... thank you.
- All right.
:54:20
- All right, go on. Go home.
:54:24
- This is the stupidest thing you've ever done!
- Second stupidest.
:54:28
- You can't stay here!
- The law says I can.
:54:31
Title 16-9-0-4, Section C.
:54:36
Look it up, tootsie pie.
:54:40
-
:54:44
Tis the season to be jolly
:54:46
Fa la la la-la la-la la-la
:54:49
Don we now our gay apparel...
:54:52
OK, Mom, you're on.
:54:56
Let me see that bag.