:27:01
That's particularly harsh.
:27:02
Then she says someone in her office
is going to South America
:27:06
and she can sublet his apartment.
I can't believe this. And the doorbell rings.
:27:11
"I can sublet his apartment" - the words
still hang in the air like in a balloon...
:27:15
- Like a cartoon.
- Right.
:27:17
So I go to the door and there are moving
men there. Now I start to get suspicious.
:27:22
I say "Helen, when did you call
these movers?" She doesn't say anything.
:27:26
So I ask the movers
"When did this woman book you?"
:27:29
And they're three huge guys. One with
a T-shirt saying "Don't fuck with Mr Zero."
:27:34
So I said "Helen, when did you make this
arrangement?" She says "A week ago."
:27:40
I said "You've known for a week
and you didn't tell me?"
:27:43
And she says
"I didn't wanna ruin your birthday."
:27:49
Mr Zero knew you were getting
a divorce a week before you?
:27:52
- Mr Zero knew.
- I can't believe this!
:27:54
- I haven't told you the bad part yet.
- What's worse than Mr Zero knowing?
:27:59
It's all a lie.
:28:01
She's in love with somebody else.
Some tax attorney.
:28:05
- She moved in with him.
- How did you find out?
:28:10
I followed her. Stood outside the building.
:28:12
- That's so humiliating!
- Tell me about it.
:28:15
And, you know, I knew. I knew that even
though we were happy, it was an illusion.
:28:20
And that one day
she'd kick the shit outta me.
:28:22
Marriages don't break up due to infidelity.
It's a symptom something else is wrong.
:28:28
Oh, really?
Well, that symptom is fucking my wife!
:28:35
So I just happened to see
his American Express bill.
:28:40
What do you mean
"just happened" to see it?
:28:42
Well, he was shaving,
and there it was in his briefcase.
:28:46
What if he came out and saw you?
:28:49
You're missing the point.
I'm telling you what I found.
:28:52
He just spent $1 20
on a new nightgown for his wife.
:28:58
- I don't think he's ever gonna leave her.
- No one thinks he's ever gonna leave her.