Cadillac Man
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:03:00
People rely upon you
for the last images...

:03:02
they have of their loved ones,
and this ain't a pretty picture.

:03:04
Oh, please, I'm trying to bury
a guy, not buy a hearse.

:03:07
I'm talking a deal.
500 bucks over invoice.

:03:11
Dealer invoice?
:03:14
Come on by tomorrow.
:03:15
We're having
a one-time-only sale...

:03:16
of all our luxury vehicles.
:03:18
I'll customize
anything you want.

:03:19
I will personally walk you
through every step of the deal.

:03:21
We'll have your business
back on its feet by Monday...

:03:23
back from the dead,
you might say.

:03:25
- Excuse me.
- Sorry.

:03:26
If I might interrupt...
:03:27
What are you doing
about my husband?

:03:30
We've arranged
for a pickup truck.

:03:40
I did not spend $10,000...
:03:42
to have my Ralph can'ted around
in a pickup truck!

:03:44
I'll put you out of business.
:03:46
Or better still,
I'll take you to court.

:03:48
I'll bury you for this!
:03:50
- Madam.
- What is it?

:03:51
My deepest condolences.
:03:53
May I suggest that we
move your husband along...

:03:57
as quickly as possible
to his last resting place?

:03:59
Because, as you can see,
it's a very, very hot day...

:04:02
and there is
no air conditioning...

:04:03
so I think we should
get him out of the sun...

:04:04
as quickly as possible.
Please.

:04:08
I'll gladly lend a hand.
:04:10
Please, gentlemen.
:04:18
Oh, be careful.
:04:20
This guy needs to go on a diet.
:04:22
Please, that's the widow, man.
:04:23
What did she feed the guy?
:04:25
Life's crazy, isn't it?
:04:27
Here I am, driving along,
minding my own business...

:04:29
when opportunity knocks.
:04:31
Be careful.
:04:35
All right, get the flowers.
:04:37
Jesus.
:04:40
He's in there.
:04:43
This must be
very stressful for you.

:04:47
10 grand for a funeral.
She's got to be well-off.

:04:50
He'll be all right.
Don't you worry.

:04:52
This is a nice box.
:04:54
He must have carried
a big life policy.

:04:56
Thanks a lot. This isn't
even your funeral.

:04:59
I do for you, maybe one day
you do for me.


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