:07:01
Great news. I am over that block.
The problem was psychological.
:07:06
Sir, I literally wouldn't wait
another second.
:07:09
You were supposed to show me before
the meeting. These better be great.
:07:25
Is this some fucking joke?
:07:34
"Buy Volvos. They're boxy but they're
good. We know they're not sexy.
:07:39
"This is not a smart time to be sexy
anyway with so many diseases around.
:07:44
- "Be safe instead of sexy."
- Right.
:07:48
"Volvo. Boxy, but good."
Are you out of your fucking mind?
:07:54
I thought this would appeal
to a no-nonsense consumer.
:07:58
Who ever heard of advertising
that a car is boxy? Who?
:08:03
They are boxy.
An intelligent buyer knows that.
:08:08
Let's not fool the public any more.
Let's not lie, Steve.
:08:13
Let's level with America.
:08:16
We can't level, you crazy bastard.
We're in advertising.
:08:20
This mouthwash kills germs. This
dish-washing liquid softens hands.
:08:25
Do you know anyone who soaks
their hands in dish soap?
:08:28
If your mother soaked her hands in
dish soap, you'd call an ambulance.
:08:38
This is lovely. Truth in travel?
:08:42
"Forget France.
The French can be annoying.
:08:45
"Come to Greece. We're nicer."
:08:48
The French pride themselves
on being annoying.
:08:53
In Paris, they have contests.
They're eligible for huge prizes.
:08:59
"Quaker Oats.
Does this cereal taste great?