:08:03
They are boxy.
An intelligent buyer knows that.
:08:08
Let's not fool the public any more.
Let's not lie, Steve.
:08:13
Let's level with America.
:08:16
We can't level, you crazy bastard.
We're in advertising.
:08:20
This mouthwash kills germs. This
dish-washing liquid softens hands.
:08:25
Do you know anyone who soaks
their hands in dish soap?
:08:28
If your mother soaked her hands in
dish soap, you'd call an ambulance.
:08:38
This is lovely. Truth in travel?
:08:42
"Forget France.
The French can be annoying.
:08:45
"Come to Greece. We're nicer."
:08:48
The French pride themselves
on being annoying.
:08:53
In Paris, they have contests.
They're eligible for huge prizes.
:08:59
"Quaker Oats.
Does this cereal taste great?
:09:02
"Who knows? But the box is cute."
:09:05
- Right.
- The box is cute?
:09:08
- The box is cute.
- This is truly nuts.
:09:13
"Jaguar. Sleek and smart.
:09:15
"For men who'd like hand jobs from
beautiful women they hardly know."
:09:20
That's what all of these ads mean.
Men buy these cars because of it.
:09:25
Why don't we just say,
:09:26
"We know what you want.
Here it is. This is for that!"?
:09:34
- This is getting scary.
- This is what?
:09:40
Let's go for a walk.
I'm taking you home.
:09:55
- What happened?
- With what?