:27:00
"Stop pretending.
If you look like this, you're fat.
:27:04
"In fact, you're a fat slob.
Admit it. Do something about it."
:27:12
"Want to stop sweating on cool days?
:27:14
"Get to a phone. Call Vita Flex now.
We'll send you a free plant."
:27:21
A free plant for fat slobs?
:27:28
You are so fired, it is unbelievable.
:27:47
IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS,
YOU'RE FAT.
:27:51
Hello. I'm fat.
Do you have any ficus trees?
:27:55
- We have to admit that?
- You have to, to get the plant.
:28:00
Hello?
:28:02
We're fat. We're tired of
sweating on cool days.
:28:07
I knew we were fat.
We're not slobs. Hello?
:28:11
- Ask about the plant.
- About the plant...
:28:14
Vita Flex Diet Systems. Your order?
:28:16
You don't have to admit
that you're ugly.
:28:19
I don't know about the plant, sir.
:28:22
IT HELPS YOU GO TO THE TOILET.
:28:24
IF YOU DON'T USE IT,
YOU'LL GET CANCER AND DIE.
:28:28
There you go, sir.
:28:34
Sorry, folks, I haven't any more.
:28:36
There's a run on Metamucil.
I don't know where they have any.
:28:42
That's it.
You might try Puerto Rico. Sorry!
:28:47
It has resulted in a run on products,
from luxury cars to bulk softeners.
:28:52
This no-nonsense approach appeals
to a new consumer
:28:57
who wants to be dealt with honestly.
:28:59
We go live to Long Island
where one no-nonsense ad