:28:00
Hello?
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We're fat. We're tired of
sweating on cool days.
:28:07
I knew we were fat.
We're not slobs. Hello?
:28:11
- Ask about the plant.
- About the plant...
:28:14
Vita Flex Diet Systems. Your order?
:28:16
You don't have to admit
that you're ugly.
:28:19
I don't know about the plant, sir.
:28:22
IT HELPS YOU GO TO THE TOILET.
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IF YOU DON'T USE IT,
YOU'LL GET CANCER AND DIE.
:28:28
There you go, sir.
:28:34
Sorry, folks, I haven't any more.
:28:36
There's a run on Metamucil.
I don't know where they have any.
:28:42
That's it.
You might try Puerto Rico. Sorry!
:28:47
It has resulted in a run on products,
from luxury cars to bulk softeners.
:28:52
This no-nonsense approach appeals
to a new consumer
:28:57
who wants to be dealt with honestly.
:28:59
We go live to Long Island
where one no-nonsense ad
:29:04
has brought movie audiences
out in record numbers.
:29:07
We are here at the Mineola Theatre
where record numbers
:29:11
have turned out
for a movie called The Freak,
:29:14
which has promised to,
well, mess you up for life.
:29:18
People are camping out
to get a place in line
:29:21
to experience this phenomenon.
:29:24
Why are you willing to wait two days?
:29:27
$20 for a movie?!
:29:29
To be fucked up for life,
that's what it costs!
:29:33
This is Connie Vega-Margolis
in Mineola.
:29:36
Back to you, Earl.
:29:41
Emory Leeson
is an advertising genius.
:29:45
- I want him back.
- He's in the hospital, sir.
:29:51
Buy him some flowers. If you want
your job back, get him back.
:29:59
OK, let's move our arms back.
Good. Nice big circles.