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has brought movie audiences
out in record numbers.
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We are here at the Mineola Theatre
where record numbers
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have turned out
for a movie called The Freak,
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which has promised to,
well, mess you up for life.
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People are camping out
to get a place in line
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to experience this phenomenon.
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Why are you willing to wait two days?
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$20 for a movie?!
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To be fucked up for life,
that's what it costs!
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This is Connie Vega-Margolis
in Mineola.
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Back to you, Earl.
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Emory Leeson
is an advertising genius.
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- I want him back.
- He's in the hospital, sir.
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Buy him some flowers. If you want
your job back, get him back.
:29:59
OK, let's move our arms back.
Good. Nice big circles.
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And now forward.
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Now twist to the right. Great.
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- This is a very good thing.
- Good twisting.
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I was too aggressive with you
the other day.
:30:22
It was terrible. Very upsetting.
Please adjust my eyebrows.
:30:35
Oh, you eyebrow miracle worker!
:30:41
You look great. You look a lot better
than you did a week ago.
:30:46
No, this could take years. I'm in
very serious shape. I'm fucking nuts!
:30:52
Maybe, but the crazy stuff you wrote
got printed. Your ads are a huge hit.
:30:57
This honesty is a terrific concept.