:58:00
Look at all the wonderful presents
:58:02
she's brought us from her native land.
:58:04
Let's all put on a folk hat
:58:06
and learn something
about a foreign culture.
:58:09
Do we have a surprise
for you. Don't we, Meg?
:58:12
We sure do.
:58:14
All this silly trouble
you've been having lately...
:58:17
Wanda, honey, you're going to Sweden,
:58:20
this afternoon at 3:00.
:58:22
You mean you swapped me?
:58:24
For a milkmaid?
:58:25
Oh, honey, Inga's mater
and pater will treat you
:58:29
just like one of the family. Ya, Inga?
:58:31
Ya. Ya, Ya.
:58:39
[People clamoring]
:58:41
##[Nosey Joe by
Bullmoose Jackson playing]
:58:43
# There's a man in town
all the women know #
:58:46
# He goes by the name of Nosey Joe #
:58:49
# He don't care if they're married #
:58:51
# He takes his pick #
:58:53
# Long as they're women,
he's ready to stick #
:58:55
# His big nose in their business #
:58:59
# His big nose in their business #
:59:01
Hey, you goin' my way?
:59:04
Oh, it's you.
:59:05
You ever hear of something
called a theme park?
:59:08
Yeah, there's a big
opening over there today.
:59:10
Well, that's where I'm going, stallion.
:59:12
Well, hop on in.
:59:14
[Laughing]
:59:15
# I'm tellin' you women,
this ain't no jive #
:59:18
# If you get too close
this man will drive ##
:59:21
[tires screeching]
:59:25
[People shouting]
:59:27
Hold on, homeboy.
:59:30
Almost done.
:59:33
I know it hurts,
:59:35
but being this cool's always a pain.
:59:37
Ah, the pain ain't nothing, Dupree.
:59:40
I've been hurt all my life,
but real tears wash away.
:59:43
Ow.
:59:46
This one's for Allison and
I want it to last forever.
:59:49
Oh.
:59:51
There you go. It's a beauty.
:59:55
[Door clanking] You
never have to cry again.
:59:57
[Squeaking]
:59:58
I heard talkin' in here.