Home Alone
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:04:00
I don't know how to pack.
:04:02
- I hope you didn't just pack crap.
- Shut up, Linnie.

:04:06
You know what I should pack?
:04:07
Buzz told you, cheek-face.
Toilet paper and water.

:04:12
What are you so worried about?
:04:13
You know Mom's gonna
pack your stuff, anyway.

:04:16
You're what the French call
les incompetents.

:04:19
What?
:04:22
Bombs away!
:04:27
P.S. You have to sleep
on the hide-a-bed with Fuller.

:04:31
If he has something to drink,
he'll wet the bed.

:04:35
This house is so full of people
it makes me sick!

:04:38
When I grow up and get married,
I'm living alone!

:04:40
Did you hear me?
:04:42
I'm living alone!
:04:44
I'm living alone!
:04:48
Who's gonna feed your spider?
:04:51
He just ate a load of mice guts.
He'll be good for a couple weeks.

:04:56
Is it true French babes
don't shave their pits?

:05:00
Some don't.
:05:02
But they got nude beaches.
:05:04
Not in the winter.
:05:13
Don't you know how to knock,
phlegm-wad?

:05:15
Can I sleep here?
I don't want to sleep with Fuller.

:05:18
If he drinks, he'll wet the bed.
:05:21
I wouldn't let you sleep in my room
if you were growing on my ass.

:05:28
Check it out.
Old man Marley.

:05:34
Who's he?
:05:36
You ever heard of the South Bend
Shovel Slayer?

:05:40
That's him.
:05:41
In '58 he murdered his whole family
and half the people on his block...

:05:47
...with a snow shovel.
:05:49
Been hiding out
in this neighborhood ever since.

:05:52
If he's the shovel slayer,
how come the cops don't arrest him?

:05:56
Not enough evidence to convict.
:05:58
They never found the bodies.

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