:14:00
Well, first we're going to Missouri
to pick up my grandma.
:14:03
You know the McCallisters
are going to France?
:14:06
Do you know if it's cold?
:14:07
- Do these vans get good mileage?
- Kid, I don't know. Hit the road!
:14:15
Do a head count.
Get everyone in the vans.
:14:18
Where are the passports?
:14:19
I put them in the microwave to dry.
:14:21
How fast does this go?
Does it have automatic transmission?
:14:25
Does it have 4-wheel drive?
:14:27
Look, I told you before, kid.
Don't bother me. Now, beat it!
:14:42
Line up in front of the van.
:14:45
- Line up and shut up!
- Wow!
:14:48
Shut up!
:14:49
I need a head count.
:14:51
One, two, three...
:14:52
Eleven, 92, 12...
:14:55
Buzz, don't be a moron.
:14:57
Six, seven, eight...
:15:00
...nine, 10, 11.
:15:03
Okay, half in this van,
half in this one. Let's go.
:15:07
Have a good trip.
Bring me back something French.
:15:13
There's no way we'll make this plane.
It leaves in 45 minutes.
:15:16
Think positive!
:15:18
You be positive.
I'll be realistic.
:15:21
Excuse me, your power is fixed...
:15:23
...but the phones are a mess.
It'll take a couple of days to fix...
:15:27
...especially around the holidays.
- Thanks.
:15:30
Did you count heads?
:15:32
Eleven, including me.
:15:33
Five boys, six girls,
two drivers...
:15:36
...and a partridge in a pear tree.