:03:00
These are my favourite toys.
Who am I kidding? They're my only toys.
:03:04
That's my dad.
:03:08
So you want to play rough, huh?
:03:18
I was just kiddingl
Oh, nol Not the nuns, not the nunsl
:03:23
Bad to the bone
B- b-b-b bad
:03:28
Bad to the bone
:03:29
Geel I wonder if penguins can flyl
:03:35
Help!
:03:38
Help!
:03:42
You see? No one really ever accepted me.
:03:45
Who'd be that caring?
:03:47
Who'd be that loving? Who'd be that dumb?
:03:52
Listen to this.
It says here that Henry is a strong name.
:03:55
He's loyal and loving.
:03:57
Henry? Hank. Henri. Sounds like a loser.
:04:02
No, come on, think about it.
Henry, Hank. Hank Aaron, that's a winner.
:04:06
"How was school today, Hank?"
"Great, Dad!"
:04:09
- Let's put a star down next to Henry.
- No, I don't like it.
:04:13
What about Donald? It says
Donald is wealthy and powerful.
:04:18
That's the kind of kid I want.
:04:20
I'll be happy no matter how he turns out.
:04:22
- He'll be our child.
- It won't hurt if he's chairman of the board.
:04:26
So, when is your child due?
:04:29
I'm not really pregnant yet.
We're just planning ahead.
:04:33
A little wishful thinking never hurt anyone.
:04:37
Here at the clinic we pride ourselves
on a 99%% success rate.
:04:41
- Little Henry Healy.
- Donald.
:04:43
Unfortunately, there is that other 1%%.
:04:45
And you're it.
I'm sorry, but the test came back positive.
:04:49
- Positive, that's good.
- No, positive is bad.
:04:53
No, positive is good, negative is bad.
:04:55
No, negative is good.
You see, you are positively infertile.
:04:59
You mean we've been doing it
every night for nothing?