:04:02
No, come on, think about it.
Henry, Hank. Hank Aaron, that's a winner.
:04:06
"How was school today, Hank?"
"Great, Dad!"
:04:09
- Let's put a star down next to Henry.
- No, I don't like it.
:04:13
What about Donald? It says
Donald is wealthy and powerful.
:04:18
That's the kind of kid I want.
:04:20
I'll be happy no matter how he turns out.
:04:22
- He'll be our child.
- It won't hurt if he's chairman of the board.
:04:26
So, when is your child due?
:04:29
I'm not really pregnant yet.
We're just planning ahead.
:04:33
A little wishful thinking never hurt anyone.
:04:37
Here at the clinic we pride ourselves
on a 99%% success rate.
:04:41
- Little Henry Healy.
- Donald.
:04:43
Unfortunately, there is that other 1%%.
:04:45
And you're it.
I'm sorry, but the test came back positive.
:04:49
- Positive, that's good.
- No, positive is bad.
:04:53
No, positive is good, negative is bad.
:04:55
No, negative is good.
You see, you are positively infertile.
:04:59
You mean we've been doing it
every night for nothing?
:05:04
Let me explain.
:05:06
This is your uterus.
:05:09
That purple thing is your cervix.
:05:12
These green things are your fallopian tubes
and this...
:05:16
That's not supposed to happen.
Toss me that.
:05:18
This yellow thing is your ovary.
Fits right in there like that.
:05:23
Well, you know what? It doesn't matter.
:05:26
You don't even have a yellow thing
and your green thing is brown.
:05:31
- Doctor, are you sure there's no hope?
- None whatsoever.
:05:36
But there are alternatives
to having your own child.
:05:41
I tried to like it at the orphanage
:05:44
but then I became interested in photography.
:05:50
After that, things kind of went downhill.