:22:03
a reply is guaranteed.
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This is Happy Harry Hard-on.
You're live.
:22:08
Is this Miss Screwed Up?
:22:10
I have a couple of questions.
:22:12
How big is this thing
you described?
:22:14
Is it bigger than a baby's arm?
:22:18
You don't remember
or you don't want to tell me?
:22:23
Or maybe you made
this whole thing up, huh?
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Remember, my dear...
:22:26
I can smell a lie
like a fart in a car.
:22:34
it's too bad
about that one, actually.
:22:37
You see, to me...
:22:39
the real truth
is always a bigger turn-on...
:22:41
and it doesn't have
to be a big deal.
:22:43
lt could be anything.
:22:44
Malcolm, have you finished
your homework yet?
:22:49
Your father and l
are downstairs watching TV.
:22:51
Why don't you come down
and join us for once?
:22:56
All right, Malcolm.
Have it your way.
:22:59
Thanks.
:23:03
So, I don't know.
:23:05
Send me your most pathetic
moment, your most anything.
:23:08
As long as its real.
:23:09
I want the size, the shape,
the feel, the smell.
:23:14
I mean I want blood, sweat,
and tears on these letters.
:23:17
I want brains and ectocasm
and come spilled all over 'em !
:23:22
Hallelujah!
:23:26
And now,
all my horny listeners...
:23:29
get one hand free, because...
:23:33
Yes, the "eat me,
beat me" lady is back.
:23:36
"Come in.
:23:38
"Every night, you enter me
like a criminal.
:23:42
"You break into my brain...
:23:43
"but you're
no ordinary criminal.
:23:46
"You put your feet up
and you pop a Pepsi...
:23:49
"you start to party,
you turn up my stereo...
:23:52
"songs l've never heard,
but I move anyway.
:23:55
"You get me crazy. I say do it.
:23:57
"I don't care what. Just do it.
:23:59
"Jam me, jack me,
push me, pull me, talk hard."