:23:03
So, I don't know.
:23:05
Send me your most pathetic
moment, your most anything.
:23:08
As long as its real.
:23:09
I want the size, the shape,
the feel, the smell.
:23:14
I mean I want blood, sweat,
and tears on these letters.
:23:17
I want brains and ectocasm
and come spilled all over 'em !
:23:22
Hallelujah!
:23:26
And now,
all my horny listeners...
:23:29
get one hand free, because...
:23:33
Yes, the "eat me,
beat me" lady is back.
:23:36
"Come in.
:23:38
"Every night, you enter me
like a criminal.
:23:42
"You break into my brain...
:23:43
"but you're
no ordinary criminal.
:23:46
"You put your feet up
and you pop a Pepsi...
:23:49
"you start to party,
you turn up my stereo...
:23:52
"songs l've never heard,
but I move anyway.
:23:55
"You get me crazy. I say do it.
:23:57
"I don't care what. Just do it.
:23:59
"Jam me, jack me,
push me, pull me, talk hard."
:24:10
I like that.
:24:13
Talk hard.
:24:17
I like the idea that a voice
can just go somewhere...
:24:21
uninvited...
:24:23
just kind of hang out...
:24:24
like a dirty thought
in a nice, clean mind.
:24:28
Maybe a thought
is like a virus, you know?
:24:30
lt can kill
all the healthy thoughts...
:24:33
and just take over.
:24:34
That would be serious.
:24:37
That would be totally serious.
:24:39
Yeah. I know that
all of my horny listeners...
:24:41
would love it if I would call up
the "eat me, beat me" lady...
:24:44
but no!
:24:46
Because she never
encloses her number.
:24:48
Tough luck, creepoid.
:24:50
Always the same red paper...
:24:53
the same beautiful
black writing.