:29:00
-Strong drink you got there, mister.
-You said it.
:29:03
Just put a little goldfish in it,
and you'll be fine.
:29:08
You seem to be having a good time.
:29:10
-I've been practicing.
-Practicing for what?
:29:14
-How to fall on the floor?
-A life of debauchery.
:29:16
Debauch, what?
:29:18
Debauchery. It's a three-syllable word.
:29:22
Making fun of me?
That's okay. No problem.
:29:25
-I made you blush.
-Blush?
:29:27
Yes. You're now the color
of your shirt, scarlet.
:29:32
I had no business getting
stuck on a guy who was married.
:29:36
-You certainly did not.
-I don't know what I was thinking.
:29:39
God only knows.
:29:41
Aren't I the bozo on this bus?
:29:44
Oh, God. Lest you think that I slept
with this particular married guy...
:29:47
That's your business. Not mine.
:29:49
I don't want to make it sound like
I've been through a busload of them.
:29:53
That's the way it sounded to me.
:29:55
-He was the first.
-Oh, yeah.
:29:57
-He was, I swear.
-Oh, yeah.
:29:59
-Oh, boy.
-Tell it to the judge.
:30:05
-Actually the rat stood me up today.
-Did he?
:30:07
-Yes!
-What a shame.
:30:09
I know.
:30:11
So, now it's my turn. Where are you from?
:30:13
Where am I from?
:30:14
-You're gonna love this.
-Yes.
:30:16
I'm from the Georgia State
Correctional Facility.
:30:26
You think I'm joking? That's the truth.
I just got released from prison.
:30:29
My god. This is the way
my day has been turning out.
:30:33
Actually, it reminds me of a joke.
:30:37
-Do you want to hear it?
-Tell me. Liven up the night.
:30:40
An unmarried woman...
Wait a minute, that's not it.
:30:44
-Come on, get the joke straight.
-Shut up. Let me do it.
:30:47
An unmarried woman meets a guy...
:30:49
...and he tells her he just got out of prison.
:30:52
"What did you do?" she asks.
:30:53
"I hacked my wife into 52 pieces
with a chain saw."
:30:58
She says, "So, you're single?"