:30:05
-Actually the rat stood me up today.
-Did he?
:30:07
-Yes!
-What a shame.
:30:09
I know.
:30:11
So, now it's my turn. Where are you from?
:30:13
Where am I from?
:30:14
-You're gonna love this.
-Yes.
:30:16
I'm from the Georgia State
Correctional Facility.
:30:26
You think I'm joking? That's the truth.
I just got released from prison.
:30:29
My god. This is the way
my day has been turning out.
:30:33
Actually, it reminds me of a joke.
:30:37
-Do you want to hear it?
-Tell me. Liven up the night.
:30:40
An unmarried woman...
Wait a minute, that's not it.
:30:44
-Come on, get the joke straight.
-Shut up. Let me do it.
:30:47
An unmarried woman meets a guy...
:30:49
...and he tells her he just got out of prison.
:30:52
"What did you do?" she asks.
:30:53
"I hacked my wife into 52 pieces
with a chain saw."
:30:58
She says, "So, you're single?"
:31:02
-That's even funnier.
-Thank you.
:31:04
-Could I ask you something?
-What?
:31:06
-What did you do?
-I knew you were going to ask.
:31:08
-I hacked my wife into 52 pieces.
-I was afraid you'd say that.
:31:12
I'm a very small person, so maybe...
:31:15
Maybe I can hack you into 40 pieces.
:31:22
-What did you do, really?
-No, really, but what did you do?
:31:28
There was this protest march
on this nuclear power plant and...
:31:31
...when they came to arrest us...
:31:33
...this macho sheriff got rough
with the lady behind me.
:31:36
I popped the bastard,
so they gave me a little time for it.
:31:40
I'm drinking a sea breeze.
I hope you can afford them.
:31:43
You have to stay sober. If you ain't
sober, you're taking your chances.
:31:47
Because I'm just one hell of an animal.
:31:49
Yeah? Do tell.
:31:52
Get you on this side, doll. Let's do this.
:31:56
Who is Loretta anyway?
:31:58
That's the love of my life.
She's no longer with us.