:12:01
* Have some sauce and mozzarella
:12:03
* At Pizza Guy
:12:05
- So?
- So.
:12:08
So, it's stupid.
It's annoying.
:12:11
- It makes people change the station.
- I didn't write it.
:12:15
You bought it. You put it on the air
three times a night in a prime time.
:12:19
People are having accidents.
:12:29
You used to go out and get advertising.
:12:31
You hustled.
You were creative.
:12:34
Something bad came in, you fixed it.
:12:36
You rewrote it.
You worked with it.
:12:38
My God, we used to make fun of guys
who bought crap like this.
:12:43
What's going on with you?
:12:47
Did you ever reach a point
in your life where you think...
:12:50
..."This is the best I'm ever gonna
look, the best I'm ever gonna feel...
:12:54
...the best I'm ever gonna do,
and it ain't that great"?
:12:58
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
:13:03
Look, I'm the station manager.
:13:06
I'm responsible... for the quality
of work here at the station...
:13:11
...so, until further notice, I shall
personally approve all the new spots.
:13:15
What? I can't make a deal
without checking with you first?
:13:18
Just till you get back on track.
:13:23
So we're doing this job
on 60th and 3rd...
:13:26
...big friggin' ballbreaker
of a job, right?
:13:28
We got the area roped off so
that some schmuck don't walk in...
:13:31
...and take a wreckin' ball
between the eyes.
:13:34
All of a sudden, this woman, with the big,
dark glasses, the Bloomingdale's bags...
:13:39
...she starts walkin' through the ropes.
:13:41
I yelled down at her "Hey, you
can't go there, you stupid bitch!"
:13:46
Suddenly, this big steam fitting bursts...
:13:49
...and this enormous goddamn crane
crashes right down on her legs...
:13:54
...and she's screaming "My legs! My legs!"
:13:57
And I say "No shit, your legs. You got
a 2,000lb goddamn crane on 'em."