City Slickers
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:13:03
Look, I'm the station manager.
:13:06
I'm responsible... for the quality
of work here at the station...

:13:11
...so, until further notice, I shall
personally approve all the new spots.

:13:15
What? I can't make a deal
without checking with you first?

:13:18
Just till you get back on track.
:13:23
So we're doing this job
on 60th and 3rd...

:13:26
...big friggin' ballbreaker
of a job, right?

:13:28
We got the area roped off so
that some schmuck don't walk in...

:13:31
...and take a wreckin' ball
between the eyes.

:13:34
All of a sudden, this woman, with the big,
dark glasses, the Bloomingdale's bags...

:13:39
...she starts walkin' through the ropes.
:13:41
I yelled down at her "Hey, you
can't go there, you stupid bitch!"

:13:46
Suddenly, this big steam fitting bursts...
:13:49
...and this enormous goddamn crane
crashes right down on her legs...

:13:54
...and she's screaming "My legs! My legs!"
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And I say "No shit, your legs. You got
a 2,000lb goddamn crane on 'em."

:14:03
Now, do you know how, in an emergency,
you can get superhuman strength?

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I reach down and I lift this crane...
:14:11
...and Ernesto's able
to slide her out from under...

:14:14
...and the doctors were
able to save her legs!

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So the moral is... don't walk
where you're not supposed to walk...

:14:21
...because there may not be somebody
with superhuman strength to save you.

:14:27
And don't do drugs.
That's it.

:14:36
Thank you, Mr Morelli.
That was... very descriptive.

:14:42
Daniel, would you introduce your father,
please, and tell us what he does?

:14:50
My Dad's named Mitch and he's...
:14:53
...he's a submarine commander.
:14:56
Danny.
:14:59
He works for WBLM radio.

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