:43:00
Let me ask you this.
:43:02
What if you could have great sex
with someone attractive...
:43:05
...and Barbara would never find out?
:43:07
It's a big trap. I mean,
look what happened to Phil.
:43:10
The girl came to his house,
then she came to my house.
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Yeah.
:43:15
- Let's say a spaceship lands.
- Good, reality. Are you listening to this?
:43:19
A spaceship lands and the most beautiful
woman you ever saw gets out.
:43:23
All she wants to do is have
the greatest sex in the universe with you.
:43:27
- Could happen.
- When it's over, she flies away for ever.
:43:31
No one will ever know.
You're telling me you wouldn't do it?
:43:35
No. It just what you describing actually happened
to my cousin Ronald. And his wife did find out about
it at the beauty parlour.
:43:41
- They know everything there.
- Forget about it.
:43:43
I'm saying it wouldn't make
it all right if Barbara didn't know.
:43:47
I'd know, and I wouldn't
like myself. That's all.
:43:50
- Pay attention, girls. We got strays.
- Hi, Curly. Kill anyone today?
:43:55
Day ain't over yet.
:44:03
I wonder what Barbara's doing.
:44:05
You're really with just
one woman for 15 years? Just one?
:44:08
Yes, Ed. I'm married. I caught my limit.
Why are you after me about this?
:44:15
Let's say... all your life, for breakfast,
you eat from the Kellogg's variety pack.
:44:19
- And a spaceship lands.
- No. Then you don't get the variety pack.
:44:23
You pick one, your favourite one,
and you just get that one from then on.
:44:27
Every day for the rest of your life,
the same cereal.
:44:30
Then you wake up one morning...
and you're just not hungry any more.
:44:34
You can't get an erection.
:44:37
Hey, pal. I can get an erection
any time I want. Watch.
:44:40
Ed, please don't. Leave the stallion in the
corral. You'll knock me into the fire, OK?
:44:47
See, here's the thing.
:44:50
- Kim wants to have kids.
- And you don't?
:44:53
I say it's because
we wouldn't have as much fun.
:44:56
But that's not the reason.
:44:58
Having a kid, that's heavy.
That's a real commitment.