:44:03
I wonder what Barbara's doing.
:44:05
You're really with just
one woman for 15 years? Just one?
:44:08
Yes, Ed. I'm married. I caught my limit.
Why are you after me about this?
:44:15
Let's say... all your life, for breakfast,
you eat from the Kellogg's variety pack.
:44:19
- And a spaceship lands.
- No. Then you don't get the variety pack.
:44:23
You pick one, your favourite one,
and you just get that one from then on.
:44:27
Every day for the rest of your life,
the same cereal.
:44:30
Then you wake up one morning...
and you're just not hungry any more.
:44:34
You can't get an erection.
:44:37
Hey, pal. I can get an erection
any time I want. Watch.
:44:40
Ed, please don't. Leave the stallion in the
corral. You'll knock me into the fire, OK?
:44:47
See, here's the thing.
:44:50
- Kim wants to have kids.
- And you don't?
:44:53
I say it's because
we wouldn't have as much fun.
:44:56
But that's not the reason.
:44:58
Having a kid, that's heavy.
That's a real commitment.
:45:02
That's saying I'm never gonna be with
another woman for the rest of my life.
:45:06
Wait a minute, let me get this straight.
:45:08
I have no life.
We're all agreed on that, right?
:45:12
- Right.
- OK.
:45:14
Your big problem
is that you're married...
:45:16
...to this gorgeous
24-year-old underwear model...
:45:19
...who thinks the sun rises and sets in your
pants, and that's not enough for you?
:45:24
- You don't understand.
- No, I don't understand.
:45:27
- I don't wanna screw around on Kim.
- So don't.
:45:31
Oh.
:45:32
From the king of restraint.
:45:34
- What does that mean?
- It means that's pretty smug advice...
:45:38
...from a man who mounted an 18-year-old
checkout girl on the day-old bread rack.
:45:42
- She's 20, and shut up.
- Let me get you hot, Phil.
:45:45
- "I need a price, register nine."
- Cut it out.
:45:50
What'd you use for protection?
Paper or plastic?
:45:53
- Come on!
- We're on vacation!