Defending Your Life
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:26:02
- I never sleep.
- Never?

:26:06
I do have a question.
:26:08
I'll call you later.
:26:20
You're already checked in. You have
nothing to worry about tonight.

:26:24
Everything will be explained to you
in the morning.

:27:01
If I told you how old this man was,
you wouldn't believe me.

:27:04
Should I tell them?
We're talking light years.

:27:08
Light years. He looks good though.
:27:11
No prostate, but he looks fine.
:27:15
You're looking at me like stunned sheep.
Come on!

:27:19
What is this, a white sale?
:27:23
I'm going to tell you a story.
:27:25
About a year ago,
this Little Brain comes in here.

:27:28
I'm talking...
:27:29
...half a percent of his brain at the most.
:27:32
He orders a piece of pie,
he forgets what it is.

:27:34
He looks down, doesn't know what it is.
It's a piece of pie.

:27:37
I say, "What are you doing?"
He says, "I'm waiting to make a call."

:27:41
I say, "Does that look like a phone?"
He says, "It is a phone."

:27:45
The joke is on me.
He picked up the pie and called his mother!

:27:49
Folks, come on, please.
Stay with me here.

:27:52
You're on trial, not me.
:27:54
- Hi. What's your name?
- Arthur.

:27:57
- Hi, Arthur? Where were you from?
- Denver.


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