:27:00
Yeah, may I speak to
Warren Beatty, please?
:27:06
He doesn't even have a fake name.
:27:11
Warren, you're supposed
to be here. It's 5.30.
:27:15
If you don't get over here now,
I'm leaving without you, you know.
:27:20
I did, too! I never said that.
:27:25
What an asshole.
:27:30
(laughter)
:27:33
Ow!
:27:38
I had a dream last night
that Gorbachev came to my show.
:27:44
My first reaction was
:27:48
that Warren Beatty was gonna be
sojealous that I got to meet him first!
:27:53
Anyway, it was a good dream.
:28:05
um, the police are here
:28:08
and, uh, they say that you can't
do the masturbation scene tonight,
:28:14
- otherwise you'll be arrested.
- Really?
:28:16
- uh-huh.
- Well, good. Let's see what happens.
:28:20
- They will do it.
- What will they do? Jump on stage?
:28:23
No, they'll wait till after the show.
:28:25
- Are you guys serious?
- I'm serious. Clay's with Freddy.
:28:29
- What's considered masturbation?
- When you put your hand in your crotch.
:28:33
But then another one of our options
is to cancel the show.
:28:38
- We can choose that option.
- It's your choice, sir.
:28:41
- We don't have to play.
- It's your choice, sir. It's in your hands.
:28:47
- Will we have to pay a fine?
- We have to cancel the show.
:28:49
They'll probably take you to the station
and you'll have to pay a fine
:28:53
and you'll be in every paper.
:28:55
Yeah! I'm not changing my fucking show!
:28:58
I think I need some legal advice
from a Canadian attorney