:28:05
um, the police are here
:28:08
and, uh, they say that you can't
do the masturbation scene tonight,
:28:14
- otherwise you'll be arrested.
- Really?
:28:16
- uh-huh.
- Well, good. Let's see what happens.
:28:20
- They will do it.
- What will they do? Jump on stage?
:28:23
No, they'll wait till after the show.
:28:25
- Are you guys serious?
- I'm serious. Clay's with Freddy.
:28:29
- What's considered masturbation?
- When you put your hand in your crotch.
:28:33
But then another one of our options
is to cancel the show.
:28:38
- We can choose that option.
- It's your choice, sir.
:28:41
- We don't have to play.
- It's your choice, sir. It's in your hands.
:28:47
- Will we have to pay a fine?
- We have to cancel the show.
:28:49
They'll probably take you to the station
and you'll have to pay a fine
:28:53
and you'll be in every paper.
:28:55
Yeah! I'm not changing my fucking show!
:28:58
I think I need some legal advice
from a Canadian attorney
:29:03
- before I make a decision.
- Come talk to me without everybody else.
:29:06
- You're lying.
- I am not lying. I swear to God.
:29:10
The police are there
and a rep from the DA's office.
:29:12
Two plain-clothes policemen
saw the show yesterday.
:29:17
- And they said?
- "Immoral live performance."
:29:23
You shouldn't have told me, Chris.
:29:25
I wanted to prepare you
that there's police there.
:29:28
- Did you guys hear?
- What?
:29:30
- That the police are here.
- Why?
:29:32
If I touch my crotch,
I'm going to be arrested.
:29:35
- Are you serious?
- What!
:29:37
They arrested Bobby Brown
for fucking on stage.
:29:39
Did they?
:29:42
- That's called jealousy.
- I hope he's in jail when I get there!
:29:45
Strictly as a legal question, does it help
if we go out on stage and someone says
:29:51
"This show may contain
graphic material"?
:29:53
Doesn't work. No, not here.
:29:56
- (Jose) We're going to jail. I'm so excited.
- Dear Lord,
:29:59
(group) Sh, sh!