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Well, I doubt he's missing. He's just not around.
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Oh, yeah, well. I've been reading in the World Weekly News.
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Just a while ago there was a guy out on the street.
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He's found wandering around, didn't know who he was, where he came from.
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He's perfectly healthy, but he's a complete amnesiac, you know.
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A lot of people like that found, uh, just wandering around lately.
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You know, no history, no nothing.
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- It's weird, huh? - Yeah.
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You know about the suppressed transmission, of course?
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- Mm-mmm. - No? Oh, well.
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This is the 20th anniversary of the moon walk, you know.
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And way back when they're giving us that "One giant step for mankind" bit...
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another astronaut's in the background yelling his fool head off...
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saying, "Oh, my God. What's that over in the crater? What the hell is
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that?"
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Well, NASA cuts him off just like that.
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But those of us with the right kind of radios, you know what I mean?
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Yeah, we got enough of it. The gist of it was...
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there's a giant spacecraft over in the other crater, looking at them.
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That's right. Oh, it all begins to leak out then...
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that the space program's just one giant big cover-up.
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It's a covert operation between the United States government and the Soviet
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Union.
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It's been going on for over 30 years.
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We've been on the moon since the '50s.
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You wanna know how we got there, right?
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I'll tell you.
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Anti-grav drive. Anti-gravity technology.
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We stole it from the Nazis after the end of World War II. It's perfectly obvious.
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And you know, I was watching this Late, Late Show.
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A lot of truth in the Late, Late Show. You know, they slip it through
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there, they figure nobody's watching, but -
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Anyway, there's this sci-fi movie called Alternative Three.
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And, uh, it's about kidnapping people, using a little psycho-surgery on
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them...
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and, uh, turn them into zombies.
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And making them colonize the moon and Mars.
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Funny, huh?
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Except it's absolutely true, all of it.
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We've been on Mars since '62.
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It was May 22nd. That's a very important date for you to remember, pal.
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- Yeah, that's my birthday. - Right. So, see...
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the reason we're up there covertly is because of the greenhouse effect.
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It all ties in. Yeah, greenhouse effect.
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By the way, they discovered that in the '40s.
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You can ask yourself what they've been doing sitting on their ass for 49 years,