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huh?
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While we're out here with some serious social diseases and everything
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else.
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Oh, never mind that. Everybody says...
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"Greenhouse effect. A hundred years from now.
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Oh, I'll be long dead, gone and out of here. "
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Not so, my friend. Not so.
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The government's sitting on the fact that it's 10-20 years maximum.
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It's getting hotter, don't you think?
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Yeah, it's not even summer yet.
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Yeah, and when the polar ice caps begin to melt...
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it's not gonna take a certified genius to understand that we're in
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serious global confusion.
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I mean, really, we're in massive mainline ecological chaos.
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Anyway, it's happening even as we speak.
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So, I'll tell you what they've already done.
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They've colonized outer space.
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Oh, they couldn't colonize everybody. No, no.
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That would be global bankruptcy.
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We couldn't beat the greenhouse effect anyway.
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This secret group, you know, the group that's in charge of the government -
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Oh, yeah. They're gonna get boosted off this rock before it melts.
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And the rest of us, what do they care?
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We're gonna be left here to fry.
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By the way, there's something you should know.
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You see, this entire operation's being funded...
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by the profits from the Medellín drug cartel.
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And they're specifically set up by the C.I. A...
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to handle large sums of money being funneled into this project.
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Keep it under your hat.
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The people they need, like scientists. You heard about that?
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All the missing scientists around the world, and those that are
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mysteriously dying...
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that's all part of the recruiting process.
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I really hope your friend is not, well -
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Well, they need a lot of lackeys to do the labor though.
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So they'll be looking for ordinary guys.
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You know, just like you and me.
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Yeah, they need those to kind of colonize things.
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You know, they do a little psycho-surgery on us, a little liquid lobotomy
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here.
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Well. And I know this for a fact.
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They got this drug down in Guatemala in the rain forest.
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Why do you think the C.I.A.'s down there hacking the hell out of
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that forest, huh?
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Make sense? Sure it does.
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Yeah, this drug takes away your long-term memory...
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leaves your short-term memory, so there you are.
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You got people that don't know who they are, where they came from...
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but you tell them to do something, and they do it.
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They can follow instructions. Perfect employees.