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1:11:02
- So shooee, howdy, shucks, man. - Who's that guy?
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- What a day, what a day. That guy? - Yeah.
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Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who he is.
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Just a guy? Yeah.
1:11:11
- So how's your painting going? - Oh, that one?
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- That same one? - Really, that same one.
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Psst.
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- Psst. - Hey, could we get another round?
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Yeah.
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Let me have two, please.
1:11:39
- Yeah, so what do you guys need? - More coffee, please.
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- Another beer, chips. - Coffee, beer.
1:11:45
- Great, thanks. - Chips. Hey, may I have another card?
1:11:47
Yeah, sure. Go ahead.
1:11:51
What did you get?
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"Repetition is a form of change. "
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It's all a whole bunch of, like, horrible values.
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- More beer? - Yeah, of course.
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Remember, like Saturday morning cartoons?
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It's all a whole bunch of values and junk they're throwing at you.
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Like take Scooby Doo, you know.
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Scooby Doo, he, like, looks at you. It's like -
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Like there's Shaggy and there's Scooby Doo, and they say...
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"Hey, why don't you beat the shit out of this bad guy?
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And, like, we'll give you a Scooby Snack. "
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And he'll go, "Oh, duh. " And they'll say, "Well, two Scooby Snacks. "
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- Yeah, bribery. - Yeah, exactly.
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That's what they're teaching kids. It's like it's all bribery, you know.
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And they're teaching kids fuckin' bribery.
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And then you got the whole other end of the realm where there's like the
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Smurfs...
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and then they've got their little colony group together...
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where everybody hangs, you know, in their one little group...
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and everybody's right together, everything flows real well.
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Any time any one of them tries to take off and do their own little
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individual trip...
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that's when Mr. Evil comes down off the hill and stomps on them.
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Well, like, Smurfs, you know. It's like a family system, like it's all -
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- Answering to Papa Smurf. - Yeah, it's safety in numbers.
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It's like, like the Smurfs are like Mom and Dad.
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And it's like they don't want your kids running off, you know.

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