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Remember, like Saturday morning cartoons?
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It's all a whole bunch of values and junk they're throwing at you.
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Like take Scooby Doo, you know.
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Scooby Doo, he, like, looks at you. It's like -
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Like there's Shaggy and there's Scooby Doo, and they say...
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"Hey, why don't you beat the shit out of this bad guy?
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And, like, we'll give you a Scooby Snack. "
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And he'll go, "Oh, duh. " And they'll say, "Well, two Scooby Snacks. "
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- Yeah, bribery. - Yeah, exactly.
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That's what they're teaching kids. It's like it's all bribery, you know.
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And they're teaching kids fuckin' bribery.
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And then you got the whole other end of the realm where there's like the
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Smurfs...
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and then they've got their little colony group together...
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where everybody hangs, you know, in their one little group...
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and everybody's right together, everything flows real well.
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Any time any one of them tries to take off and do their own little
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individual trip...
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that's when Mr. Evil comes down off the hill and stomps on them.
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Well, like, Smurfs, you know. It's like a family system, like it's all -
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- Answering to Papa Smurf. - Yeah, it's safety in numbers.
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It's like, like the Smurfs are like Mom and Dad.
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And it's like they don't want your kids running off, you know.
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And that's the same thing as Smurfs. They don't want, like, some Smurf...
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leaving the hive colony at all, you know.
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Well, listen, like...
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a friend of mine has this real weird theory about Smurfs.
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But I've been thinking about it, and I think it's kind of cool.
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Actually, I kind of agree with it.
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It's like about Krishna. You know, like Smurfs are blue.
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And he's saying that Smurfs are, like, getting kids used to seeing blue
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people.
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And it's like, you know, with Smurfs being blue...
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kids see blue people, they, like, relate to Smurfs.
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And they relate to blue people when Krishna comes about, you know.
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And, I don't know, I kind of agree with that.
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Hey, listen, I'll tell you what.
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I'll buy this round if you, uh, score me a pack of smokes, man.
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All right. But I don't know. Sounds like you're plugging for Scooby Snacks
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to me.
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Yeah, right.
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I heard you had a really great time in Europe.