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:08:02
It's like a chemical thing.
:08:05
Hey, putz, I'll be off
in a second!

:08:07
I've left you the plants.
:08:08
Please water them, and treat them
as lovingly as you treated me.

:08:37
- You do want me, don't you, David?
- You know I do.

:08:40
- Then get rid of her!
- You think that's easy?

:08:42
- Give her Alzheimer's.
- Right. Rose is in the way.

:08:44
- Fire Rose.
- Not with Celeste protecting her.

:08:47
- God! Celeste, Celeste! Look...
- Grab those revisions.

:08:51
I am 28 years old.
I need this to happen now!

:08:54
I am not a new face anymore.
:08:57
She won her eighth Schmenky.
Edmund's crazy about her.

:09:01
You dump people
when they're on top...

:09:03
before they lose their popularity
and drag the show down with them.

:09:06
Excuse me?
:09:08
Look, I have a public.
They write me letters.

:09:11
"More Montana," they write.
Look at these!

:09:14
"Celeste Talbert
is a menopausal hag.

:09:17
Let's see more
of Montana Moorehead."

:09:19
What are you looking at?
:09:22
Maria Randosie,
Fort Lee, New Jersey.

:09:24
Fort Lee! That's your audience.
That's the heartland.

:09:28
I'm aware of my demographics.
:09:31
Are you?
:09:47
I want her off the show
worse than you.

:09:50
You know why?
Then it's my show.

:09:52
- Our show. A young show.
- A happening show.

:09:54
Like Laguna Beach.
Better than Laguna Beach.

:09:56
- Hotter. Sandier.
- Wetter. Saltier.


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