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:09:01
You dump people
when they're on top...

:09:03
before they lose their popularity
and drag the show down with them.

:09:06
Excuse me?
:09:08
Look, I have a public.
They write me letters.

:09:11
"More Montana," they write.
Look at these!

:09:14
"Celeste Talbert
is a menopausal hag.

:09:17
Let's see more
of Montana Moorehead."

:09:19
What are you looking at?
:09:22
Maria Randosie,
Fort Lee, New Jersey.

:09:24
Fort Lee! That's your audience.
That's the heartland.

:09:28
I'm aware of my demographics.
:09:31
Are you?
:09:47
I want her off the show
worse than you.

:09:50
You know why?
Then it's my show.

:09:52
- Our show. A young show.
- A happening show.

:09:54
Like Laguna Beach.
Better than Laguna Beach.

:09:56
- Hotter. Sandier.
- Wetter. Saltier.

:10:00
Why aren't we having sex yet?
:10:02
You know the rules.
:10:05
Get rid of her,
Mr. Fuzzy is yours.

:10:15
Gosh, she's cheap.
:10:17
Ready, three! Go to three!
:10:23
Ready, two... I mean one!
:10:25
What is this, what is it?
:10:28
I was so afraid you were gone.
:10:31
Gone?
:10:33
Darling, I could never leave you.
:10:37
Ever.
:10:43
That's a cut!
:10:46
Next time wear a swimsuit
underneath the towel.

:10:49
It's a little early
in the day for me.

:10:51
I can't act in a swimsuit.
:10:53
Celeste, pumpkin!
Were you celebrating last night?

:10:56
Your eyes look reddish.
:10:58
We heard about Adam.
It's so sad.


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