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:20:05
I think we're avoiding intimacy.
My therapist says...

:20:08
I've racked my brains for ideas
to drive that bitch off the show!

:20:11
I got it!
We give her Bell's palsy.

:20:13
Right! On the... On the...
:20:16
What kind of moron are you?
:20:18
It's a serious disfiguring disease.
:20:20
David, do you remember what happened
on Bold and the Brash...

:20:22
when they made Tiffany
become incontinent?

:20:24
Do you? Thousands
of sympathy letters.

:20:27
She became the bed wetters'
celebrity spokesperson.

:20:30
She hosted her own telethon.
:20:32
Is that what we want, David?
:20:34
We have got to get off the dime
sexually because I'm losing it.

:20:37
I would kill to have you
on all fours.

:20:39
Would you?
Then you know what you have to do.

:20:42
- Make Maggie a murderess.
- Oh, a death!

:20:44
Yes. It will turn the country
against her.

:20:46
- It can't be one of the regulars.
- Not even Bolt?

:20:48
No, Bolt's gold, especially with
the impotency thing coming up.

:20:52
- One of the extras?
- One of the extras.

:20:55
One of the homeless, David.
:20:57
- That's cruel.
- It's very cruel.

:21:00
- You do want me, don't you, David?
- In the weirdest way.

:21:03
You're this close.
:21:08
I've got to seriously review
this relationship.

:21:11
Ariel should
be raped by Father Cory.

:21:18
The contessa should be kidnapped
by some colored guys.

:21:23
Colored guys?
:21:24
Can you bring us up to date
before Edmund gets here?

:21:27
Feel free to follow along.
:21:29
Claude is determined to attend
Steve's funeral...

:21:31
in a motorized wheelchair which
he operates by blowing into a tube.

:21:35
Meanwhile...
:21:36
That's cute, but when are we
gonna put someone in a coma?

:21:39
Actors don't like to play coma.
They feel it limits their range.

:21:43
Very good, Rose.
:21:45
Morning, Mr. Edwards.
:21:58
We were going over
some story lines and...


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