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:21:00
- You do want me, don't you, David?
- In the weirdest way.

:21:03
You're this close.
:21:08
I've got to seriously review
this relationship.

:21:11
Ariel should
be raped by Father Cory.

:21:18
The contessa should be kidnapped
by some colored guys.

:21:23
Colored guys?
:21:24
Can you bring us up to date
before Edmund gets here?

:21:27
Feel free to follow along.
:21:29
Claude is determined to attend
Steve's funeral...

:21:31
in a motorized wheelchair which
he operates by blowing into a tube.

:21:35
Meanwhile...
:21:36
That's cute, but when are we
gonna put someone in a coma?

:21:39
Actors don't like to play coma.
They feel it limits their range.

:21:43
Very good, Rose.
:21:45
Morning, Mr. Edwards.
:21:58
We were going over
some story lines and...

:22:01
I would like to voice
my strong concern...

:22:04
about this show's spiraling
decline in ratings.

:22:09
David, ever since you took us
to the Caribbean...

:22:11
it's been Jamaica homeless people
sucking soup...

:22:15
and the big wave outside
that cost $100,000.

:22:19
That's depressing and expensive.
Two words I hate.

:22:22
You know the words I like?
I like "peppy" and "cheap."

:22:28
I agree a thousand percent.
Rose and I were just exploring...

:22:31
- No, we weren't.
- Yes, we were.

:22:34
I also wanted to keep to
the socially-relevant story lines...

:22:36
such as the homeless or oil spills
or breast implants.

:22:51
The point I'm trying to make
is that quiz shows are beating us.

:22:55
There's a lady cooking sausages
almost tied us last week.

:22:58
A guy at my tennis club said it
should be called The Sun Also Sucks.


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