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:22:01
I would like to voice
my strong concern...

:22:04
about this show's spiraling
decline in ratings.

:22:09
David, ever since you took us
to the Caribbean...

:22:11
it's been Jamaica homeless people
sucking soup...

:22:15
and the big wave outside
that cost $100,000.

:22:19
That's depressing and expensive.
Two words I hate.

:22:22
You know the words I like?
I like "peppy" and "cheap."

:22:28
I agree a thousand percent.
Rose and I were just exploring...

:22:31
- No, we weren't.
- Yes, we were.

:22:34
I also wanted to keep to
the socially-relevant story lines...

:22:36
such as the homeless or oil spills
or breast implants.

:22:51
The point I'm trying to make
is that quiz shows are beating us.

:22:55
There's a lady cooking sausages
almost tied us last week.

:22:58
A guy at my tennis club said it
should be called The Sun Also Sucks.

:23:02
I don't like this gentleman.
:23:04
I have been the head of daytime
programming for a long, long time.

:23:11
Maybe too long.
:23:13
Don't be silly.
You are daytime programming.

:23:16
But I do know one thing.
:23:19
When the ratings go down,
you have to do something drastic.

:23:23
The "D" word, David.
Drastic.

:23:27
Might I suggest...
:23:30
a murder.
:23:33
A murder?
:23:34
An accidental murder
of one of the homeless.

:23:37
Who would murder a homeless person?
:23:40
Celeste?
:23:41
Ultimately it's great for her.
:23:43
She has a trial, gets let off.
It's up. We want something up.

:23:47
You're telling me you want her
to murder some homeless person.

:23:51
Relax. It's topical,
and it has resonance.

:23:54
Forget it. I'm not doing it.
:23:59
Rose, how much
are your condo payments?


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