:01:00
It absolutely drives--
:01:02
It drives you crazy, doesn't it?
He's a scoundrel!
:01:06
Jack, you've hit the nail--
:01:09
Hit the nail on the head. Yeah,
somebody ought to hit you on the head.
:01:24
Tell us, how long have you and
Senator Payton been having this...
:01:31
...this sleazy affair?
:01:33
Oh, great.
:01:34
This is great.
:01:37
This is disgusting.
I'm so tired of the public...
:01:40
... invading a person's
private life.
:01:42
You had sex with a U.S. senator
in the parking lot of Sea World.
:01:46
And you're a private person?
No, you're our....
:01:49
Spotlight Celebrity!
:01:52
We want to hear about
the back seats of limos...
:01:56
...about the ruined lives
of people we want to be.
:01:59
Exotic uses for champagne corks.
:02:01
Listen, I have been humiliated
enough already, okay?
:02:05
Well, no, perhaps not.
We need those details.
:02:08
You're a pig, Jack.
:02:16
You're on the air, caller.
:02:18
Hello, Jack. It's Edwin.
:02:20
It's Edwin!
:02:23
Haven't heard you in, what, a day?
I've missed you.
:02:26
I've missed you too.
:02:27
It's confession time.
What've you got?
:02:30
I went to this bar, this very,
you know, hard-to-get-into place...
:02:35
... called Babbitt's.
:02:37
Yeah, it's one of those
chic, yuppie watering holes.
:02:40
I met this beautiful woman.
:02:42
Come on, Ed. If you start
telling me you're in love again...
:02:46
...I'm gonna remind you
of the time we made you propose...
:02:49
...to that checkout girl at Thrifty's.
Do you remember her reaction?
:02:54
She was just a girl.
This is a beautiful woman.
:02:57
And Pinocchio is a true story.
:02:59
You'll never get this tart
to your dessert plate.