:02:01
Listen, I have been humiliated
enough already, okay?
:02:05
Well, no, perhaps not.
We need those details.
:02:08
You're a pig, Jack.
:02:16
You're on the air, caller.
:02:18
Hello, Jack. It's Edwin.
:02:20
It's Edwin!
:02:23
Haven't heard you in, what, a day?
I've missed you.
:02:26
I've missed you too.
:02:27
It's confession time.
What've you got?
:02:30
I went to this bar, this very,
you know, hard-to-get-into place...
:02:35
... called Babbitt's.
:02:37
Yeah, it's one of those
chic, yuppie watering holes.
:02:40
I met this beautiful woman.
:02:42
Come on, Ed. If you start
telling me you're in love again...
:02:46
...I'm gonna remind you
of the time we made you propose...
:02:49
...to that checkout girl at Thrifty's.
Do you remember her reaction?
:02:54
She was just a girl.
This is a beautiful woman.
:02:57
And Pinocchio is a true story.
:02:59
You'll never get this tart
to your dessert plate.
:03:02
This is different.
She likes me.
:03:05
Edwin!
:03:06
I told you about these people.
They only mate with their own kind.
:03:10
It's yuppie inbreeding.
:03:12
That's why they're retarded
and wear the same clothes.
:03:15
They don't feel love.
They only negotiate love moments.
:03:19
They're evil, Edwin.
:03:20
They're repulsed by imperfection,
horrified by the banal...
:03:24
...everything that
America stands for!
:03:26
They must be stopped before
it's too late. It's us or them.
:03:33
Okay, Jack.
:03:34
All right.
:03:37
Well, it's been a thrill, as always.
Have a perfect day.
:03:41
Everyone here at the
Jack Lucas Show says " bye."
:03:45
This is Jack Lucas.
So long. Arrivederci.
:03:48
I'll send you a thought today
as I lie in my stretch limo...
:03:51
...having sex with
the teenager of my choice.
:03:54
And that thought will be:
:03:56
"Thank God I'm me."