:11:02
...you hate people.
:11:05
Look, why don't you take the day off,
go upstairs, put your feet up.
:11:09
I'll cook tonight.
:11:14
Right.
:11:16
You seen my orange cup
with the teddy bear?
:11:18
Grandma used it
for her urine specimen.
:11:21
I'll kill her!
:11:23
Here I am...
:11:24
...I'm dying. The doctors are
dividing up my estate!
:11:28
I gotta hide my trophy cups in case
Grandma finds herself in a beer hall.
:11:33
It's funny. What do you want?
:11:35
It's not funny.
:11:37
Then why do we watch it?
:11:38
It makes me feel good
to see how not funny it is.
:11:42
America doesn't know funny.
It makes it easier not being on TV.
:11:46
That would just mean
I'm not really talented.
:11:50
You are a sick fuck,
you know that?
:11:54
I don't know why you--
:11:57
-Don't you do that.
-I'm trying to watch!
:12:00
You have too many thoughts rolling
around up there.
:12:02
You're very self-absorbed, Jack.
God, divert yourself.
:12:06
My God, read a book.
:12:08
It's important to think.
:12:09
It separates us from lentils and
people that read books like Love Song.
:12:16
Great book, dumb title.
:12:19
You know, you used to say
that you liked that about me.
:12:23
You said you liked that we
didn't have to think all the time.
:12:27
That we could just be together
and not think.
:12:33
Suicidal paranoiacs will
say anything to get laid.
:12:46
Have another drink, Jack.
It's on the house, like everything.
:12:52
I hope your children treat you
with the same disrespect.
:12:55
I got a fever. I'm dying.
:12:57
You're not dying.
You have a cold.
:12:59
And besides, you can't die, because we
have to go to the Billy Joel concert.